Wednesday, October 1, 2008

The Nellius Factor: Nelly and Julius in Nyahururu

The time you meet her, you would be forgiven to think she's
a heart throb stand up comedian, brilliant writer or a
most sought after conference speaker.!! Always full of life,
vivacious and excellent friend, Nelly Wangui doesn't hit you like
a tough hot shot city commercial lawyer. But apart from the fact
that she is an excellent person, she is also an upcoming great lawyer

Anyhow, one early Saturday on September, Julius Gitau became
the enviable man as he walked this brilliant, sharp and beautifully
endowed girl down the isle.

A Photo journalists got privy to many beautiful secrets and
I bring in the exclusives for all of us...

Let's roll:
Prince Hanniel


Genesis of a genius
Welcome to the leafy green serene view of Nakuru.
Famous traveller Known as Thompson is said to have
rested some where near here to catch a breather but he
caught a cold in the famous Thompson falls. Julius braved
all the freezing temperatures to pursue the love of his life!!

And yes here is the tantalizing beauty that made the man
from Murang'a walk across the ridges and brave the frosts!!

But before she looked like a heaven
sent and packed angel on loan she went through
a process...

Ju if only you knew how valued you are... check this out

Styling secrets
Meet the OD (Operations director) in charge of
Girls Secret Sweeteners....
Don't know what it is? Se oversees the beautification
process.... check this out

That very morning before you lifted the net to reveal your heart throb,
she was dressed in casual overalls walking the dregs of makeover.
Doing an absolute total transformation was the key idea here...

And that she had company in the extreme make over drill

Creating a glowing hair was the first thing on her mind

And she ensured her face was smooth, powdered and pampered

She then called for her girls and beautician to make her
hair smooth, silky, jet black and straight...

And then the heavy part came: dressing up in the royal gown

All for you Ju, so that you could get
an angel wrapped in a wedding gown

Yeah I know,... it's unbelievable.
I am sure you have never seen her this beautiful
Holding your head in amazement is your only recourse

Now you know why there was a
near stampede from the wananchi
as they tried to catch a glimpse...

Of the "netted" beauty that you had 'netted'
(do you get my drift?)
1st Net means she wore a net
2nd Net means you got her

Total Style
When it's your big day,
You do it in style and Nelly sio mchache

She gathered all the loveliest of flowers
in the human garden to colour her day

And by the end of it, it looked like
the best of the best of the best
of the angels hidden in human form
converged on Nelly's weddo

And Ju knows also to display his brilliance
coz he gathered the top brass in the class
of strong men

Each wearing a sura ya kazi that says
"we are here bro...
GO FOR IT"

Yeah even the parents were mersmerized

Grace and Jubilations
Ok Ju, I know why you let her be the one
to unveil the net to reveal Nelly's face she must
have been so beautiful that you never recognised her
and so you needed a second opinion...
PROVE ME WRONG

Nel on the other hand was raring
to put the ring on the man of her
wildest dreams...

And even went ahead and signed
their first joint property deed

No wonder the three bench judges
reached a single unanimous decision...

And declared that you both live a minimum of
1 million centuries on earth in total bliss ...

I will let you have your moment so,
SISEMI KITU.

As you shared a moment of passion, you
probably never realized how everyone
went into an over drive...

From the poets above,

To the song birds...

The stand up comedians...

The girl group mime actors...

And the accomplished silver screen faces

They all joined you in celebration.
Truly happy to share in your jovial
nuptials

Word's of wisdom
Now that you picked each other from the masses

May you work together to paint a
bright future,
The sky is not the limit...

Don't let life cut you up or tear you apart,

Consult each other about the finer things in life,

Spend time together while eating laughing
or walking in the rain without an umbrella!!..

Remember that as you admired by many as
models of Godly victory

There are those who will watch from afar

Or dream about getting it right like you did

Or desire to learn from you up close and personal

Many will listen to you in wonder

Others will simply smile innocently

And most will drift away as you
wax lyrical coz your words will be
like massage to their souls....
Let them lean and learn from you...

Genetically Historical
Ju, do you know Nelly's
childhood moments?

The times she felt like a little angel,

Nelly do you remember waving catie bye bye?

Or the time's you let yourself wander
and wonder under the open sky

Ju do you know that she had wild adventures
as a teen of thirteen to twenteen??

Or the times she became big "sisterly"
and "motherly" to her siblings??

Whatever the case you have her now in your house
to tell you all about it...

Tidal wishings
I wish you all the best in marriage and
may you be blest with many kids.
In case no one requested, may the
first one be named after me...

In case you don't know her,
Meet my fellow investigative
photojournalist who goes by
the name of Penny

She had access to info hidden in all
the dingy corners where I couldn't
wriggle through to get it.

Epilogue:
That wraps up the Nellius Factor wedding.
May the Lord see through Nelly and Julius in their nuptials.

Finally, my sincere thanks to Penny for making this possible.

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Prince

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

your words were a bit too harsh to Julius.didn't u had anything good to say about Julius?

Anonymous said...

you depict nelly as if she was short-changed and julius as stupid.are you sure they were?mind your own business

Prince Hanniel said...

Ouch... I didn'tintend it to come out that way not at all...

Anonymous said...

This is well documented. Tell us when you get cornered we will rescue you.

One of the mentioned parties

Prince Hanniel said...

I will always try to be careful in the postings without loosing the humour and the essence of the story but thanks..