It's a clear Saturday 9th August the Year 2002.
We are cruising at slightly above 120 Km/hr
and Pastor Rukenya is our Chauffer for the day.
A few hours later, we are winding the red soiled paths of Murang'a.
It's here we will be witnessing the act of "joinery" between two
well fitting hearts 'n' souls.
As the thinned clouds danced across the blue sky, as the wind
waltzed with the leafy trees of Murang'as suburbia, as the sun
displayed its magnificent smile to the plains, valleys and rivers
of this part of central province, two hearts were also dancing to
a completely different tune. Two young people were responding
to a different kind of beat.
I bring you the story: THE HEART BEAT OF LOVE
Starring: Jane Njoroge & Samuel Njeri
It's here we will be witnessing the act of "joinery" between two
well fitting hearts 'n' souls.
As the thinned clouds danced across the blue sky, as the wind
waltzed with the leafy trees of Murang'as suburbia, as the sun
displayed its magnificent smile to the plains, valleys and rivers
of this part of central province, two hearts were also dancing to
a completely different tune. Two young people were responding
to a different kind of beat.
I bring you the story: THE HEART BEAT OF LOVE
Starring: Jane Njoroge & Samuel Njeri
PRELUDES
Welcome to the beautiful blue skyline painted against
the green foreground on a part of God's breathtaking canvas
known as THE EARTH. This part of painting is called Murang'a
As you can see, Love was clearly in the air... eeh
wait.... love was clearly on the ground.
And the writing on the wall was enough
proof as to who the culprits of Love were.
Meet the first culprit. Name is Sam otherwise known as Njoro.
He decided to walk out of the door of singleness
He further decided to crucify his bachelorhood on the
CROSS of marriage
Effectively then, he went ahead and plucked the red flower
from the myriads of leaves around it
And yes you guessed right, this is the flower he picked
Jane Njeri
THE ENTRY...
Welcome to the empty full Gospel Church
But before you wonder why it's empty....
Meet the ones who were "annoying" people into the church
(Ooops OK let me explain:.... You see, in Kyuk, the word Usher
has an equivalent that's written as Asha which means NO.
Now if you say that in present continous tense, then NO becomes
'NOING' which is close to annoying.)
The short of the "wrong" story is that the two were ushering.
And sure enough, they did "annoy" enough witnesses
into the Church Hall.
It was the time for THE MAN accompanied by his
personal Bodyguard to make a dramatic entry
His squadron of 'black clad Ops/worriors' was
also in the vicinity.
And so too was the recruits of the young calvary.
Across the ridge, the princess' royal brigade
had warmed enough and was doing a fully charged
grand march to the battle station
And there were enough flowers in the barracks' vase
The other Star also made a dramatic entry
under heavy parental escort
First, she inspected the Guard of Honor mounted by
Her Royal Army
From afar the two key chaplains were closely watching
the proceedings.
THE PROCESS...
We wasted no time so they put a signet of
ownership on each other,
They ratified the accord by appending their imprints on it
They deposited the Marriage Cheque into a safe depository
Ooh, it's such a sweet thing...
To be able to finally unveil your own investiment
And to be given the go ahead and ...
"Drink from your own Cistern"
Later in the day when everyone else leaves.
Ladies and Gentlemen..DRUM ROLL PLEASE..
Presenting Mr. and Mrs. Njoroge
FURTHER ISSUES
I caught up with the Government Spokesman (left) and
the State House Publicist(right)
There were going over some issues so as to ensure they would
be reading from the same script.
The Government Spokesman then went
ahead to clarify the government's strategy
on the food queuing process
How did you miss?
He further decided to crucify his bachelorhood on the
CROSS of marriage
Effectively then, he went ahead and plucked the red flower
from the myriads of leaves around it
And yes you guessed right, this is the flower he picked
Jane Njeri
THE ENTRY...
Welcome to the empty full Gospel Church
But before you wonder why it's empty....
Meet the ones who were "annoying" people into the church
(Ooops OK let me explain:.... You see, in Kyuk, the word Usher
has an equivalent that's written as Asha which means NO.
Now if you say that in present continous tense, then NO becomes
'NOING' which is close to annoying.)
The short of the "wrong" story is that the two were ushering.
And sure enough, they did "annoy" enough witnesses
into the Church Hall.
It was the time for THE MAN accompanied by his
personal Bodyguard to make a dramatic entry
His squadron of 'black clad Ops/worriors' was
also in the vicinity.
And so too was the recruits of the young calvary.
Across the ridge, the princess' royal brigade
had warmed enough and was doing a fully charged
grand march to the battle station
And there were enough flowers in the barracks' vase
The other Star also made a dramatic entry
under heavy parental escort
First, she inspected the Guard of Honor mounted by
Her Royal Army
From afar the two key chaplains were closely watching
the proceedings.
THE PROCESS...
We wasted no time so they put a signet of
ownership on each other,
They ratified the accord by appending their imprints on it
They deposited the Marriage Cheque into a safe depository
Ooh, it's such a sweet thing...
To be able to finally unveil your own investiment
And to be given the go ahead and ...
"Drink from your own Cistern"
Later in the day when everyone else leaves.
Ladies and Gentlemen..DRUM ROLL PLEASE..
Presenting Mr. and Mrs. Njoroge
FURTHER ISSUES
I caught up with the Government Spokesman (left) and
the State House Publicist(right)
There were going over some issues so as to ensure they would
be reading from the same script.
The Government Spokesman then went
ahead to clarify the government's strategy
on the food queuing process
How did you miss?
When there was enough firewood to cook
When there were enough Food Sufurias
Enough drinks to accompany the food
And ample ways of downloading the
food from your plate to your stomach.
How could you miss when there was enough transport?
From the sophisticated...
To the shaky one...
To the power bikes...
To the ones that helps you burn the calories
And even route 11...
(whether the shoes marched was not the issue here)
How could you miss when there were enough
gifts to take home with you?
How could you miss if he didn't miss
If even her she didn't miss the wedding?
Surely, you should have joined us.
Wedding Flavours
As we all know, weddings have enough flavours like this one
The one moment when both players partner
in 'destroying' the beautiful cake design
And compete in the 'Choke your partner Game'
Basically, the game entails trying to see who
can feed the other, the largest chunk of cake
THE SIDESHOWS
If you develop a keen eye...
There are many things to look out and up for
in a wedding ceremony
For instance, why does anyone put a
NO WAY THRU signpost in a place where
vegetation has effectively ensured that there is
NO WAY in the first place?
Aww and don't mind the English to start with
On another thing, why does someone hide
wedding food in a bush...
Well do you want a better view of the hidden food?
Falling in love is a great thing.
It can really make you laugh..
When you have some one to hold on to
Or someone who sends you a lovely message
For those who have no one to hug,
Well... there are plenty of things to hug
before you get your darling.
The love story trick
My tips for getting that special some one
NO 1.
Look at your special interest
at an angle of Love
No 2.
If she is of the same angle, she will return
a perpendicular look in your direction.
No 3.
Then you will know that she has entered the net,
No 4.
There will be love fireworks
No 5.
And you can say Eureka or Voila I got her/him
and the next weddo will be ours.
No 6.
Word of caution though, if you show over enthusiastic tendencies,
No 7.
Be sure that you will leave empty handed.
NB: The Cast displayed in these tips are not necessarily
the ones who fell in love as a result of the tips.
Their images are used purely for illustration purposes
and of course without their permission
The press was at hand to capture the action
And I was on site to edit and bring you the story
Yes that picture is me.
CONCLUSION
All right folks, there you have it, the Heart beat of Love,
a play staged at Murang'a (God's beautiful canvas) grounds.
Special acknowldgdement goes to one David Rukenya for that
beautiful picture of Murang'as skyline.
Like the story? Well then leave a comment.
See you in the next wedding
Prince Hanniel
When there were enough Food Sufurias
Enough drinks to accompany the food
And ample ways of downloading the
food from your plate to your stomach.
How could you miss when there was enough transport?
From the sophisticated...
To the shaky one...
To the power bikes...
To the ones that helps you burn the calories
And even route 11...
(whether the shoes marched was not the issue here)
How could you miss when there were enough
gifts to take home with you?
How could you miss if he didn't miss
If even her she didn't miss the wedding?
Surely, you should have joined us.
Wedding Flavours
As we all know, weddings have enough flavours like this one
The one moment when both players partner
in 'destroying' the beautiful cake design
And compete in the 'Choke your partner Game'
Basically, the game entails trying to see who
can feed the other, the largest chunk of cake
THE SIDESHOWS
If you develop a keen eye...
There are many things to look out and up for
in a wedding ceremony
For instance, why does anyone put a
NO WAY THRU signpost in a place where
vegetation has effectively ensured that there is
NO WAY in the first place?
Aww and don't mind the English to start with
On another thing, why does someone hide
wedding food in a bush...
Well do you want a better view of the hidden food?
Falling in love is a great thing.
It can really make you laugh..
When you have some one to hold on to
Or someone who sends you a lovely message
For those who have no one to hug,
Well... there are plenty of things to hug
before you get your darling.
The love story trick
My tips for getting that special some one
NO 1.
Look at your special interest
at an angle of Love
No 2.
If she is of the same angle, she will return
a perpendicular look in your direction.
No 3.
Then you will know that she has entered the net,
No 4.
There will be love fireworks
No 5.
And you can say Eureka or Voila I got her/him
and the next weddo will be ours.
No 6.
Word of caution though, if you show over enthusiastic tendencies,
No 7.
Be sure that you will leave empty handed.
NB: The Cast displayed in these tips are not necessarily
the ones who fell in love as a result of the tips.
Their images are used purely for illustration purposes
and of course without their permission
The press was at hand to capture the action
And I was on site to edit and bring you the story
Yes that picture is me.
CONCLUSION
All right folks, there you have it, the Heart beat of Love,
a play staged at Murang'a (God's beautiful canvas) grounds.
Special acknowldgdement goes to one David Rukenya for that
beautiful picture of Murang'as skyline.
Like the story? Well then leave a comment.
See you in the next wedding
Prince Hanniel
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5 comments:
I am always waiting to see what you come up with and trust me am entertained. Just be careful the KING to be of Christine may be broke and he was threatening to take you to court if you infringe on his privacy, but worry not you have enough representation
A lovely artisticpieceof work. Surely how did I miss??
CVB
Hey guys, thanks for ua comments. DK thanks for the fact that utanisaport nikilemewa na Peter... but I guess I can handle him.
Prince
Hey, Prince u have done wonderful work. its beautiful and creative. if i was to tie the knot i wd contact u u come and do a documentary for me. keep it up. this is talent
Prince, nice work! i especially like your creativity..Wanyoike
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