Prince
THE GRAND COALITION


This magnificient building -NPC Valley Road-
is the venue where the coalition partners
were signing off the deal.
First, meet the Chief Mediator: the Man who brokered the deal
Next, meet the team of Eminent Persons
Meet the Negotiators from the Blues'
(read Groom's) Side
Meet the Negotiators from Orange
(read Bride's side) Notice their dress colour?Meet some prolific and upcoming election
.... sorry... wedding observersAnd meet the other team of delegates...
counterpart wedding observersAll these were here to help the partners chart a way forward
For the rough 'marriage road' that lay ahead
And finally the coaltion partnersMeet Mr. Shh... the groom
And the 'Wife Designate' Ms Vriginiah
THE NEGOTIATION PROCESS We had some members going through the draft Proposal and others
checking if their names were left out of the delegates' list When the carpet was rolled out,
"it's ok, I will take her from here..."
( That's Praise and Worship for the conservatives)

carrying the message displayed on this banner above.
Tension of course mounted (as it does when these announcements are made)
While the best lady looked up to ensure we didn't
(miss ... eh... any angels opposing the marriage????)
I don't know but since the couple was very beautiful,
I wouldn't have been surprised if a celestial being
got tooo tempted to interrupt!!... well never mind.
The "marriage hopefuls" also anxiously
scanned the crowds for any trouble.
free to Brand each other with the seal of identity
and appended their signatures to it
'Koffi Annan Words'....
"Ladies and Gentlemen, We have a deal..."
...Lips... in public to signify a new agreement
(Ooops, I missed the shot where the lips got into contact... Sorry)
scrambled for a close photo with the coalition partners.
I bet they wanted to be considered for plum Cabinet Portifolios...
(Yani, they want when the couple gets kids, some be named after
them!!Hmm.. just how many kids these two will need to have to
satisfy these guys. Kibaki and Raila got 40, the ball is now in your
court Mr. & Mrs. Shh)
for a cabinet bickering, so the motorcade came for them
as to who sits where in the "pecking order"
to explain the Government's position
Which as you can see was able to sort out sitting's arrangement
and pecking order Question and so the couple
left to go for a bonding sessionLeaving Wananchi to be treated to a state banquet
I don't know but looks like those two guys are
asking the lady in white ...
"haiya what do you mean you need a soda too
and you have lot's of food!"When they came back from "Bonding..."
...Wananchi were at hand to graciously receive them
They were then led to the dias for a light meal
Before the start of 'Weddings' Season 2
WEDDING DRAMA
Weddings have their own brand and fair share of drama.
This being a mix of Kuyos and Lunjes,
hmm, it was not any different.
Check this out...For Kyuk's, they've got this fixation about doing a
test run as to whether 'she' can carry marital obligations
comfortablyThey also have to prove that she knows how to
fix mouth watering cuisine with whatever
ingredients and machinery she can accessKwa Waluhya, ngoma moto moto is they key word
From the old mamas...
... to the cute ladies...
Away from the drama, check out this amazing munchful cake
Before it was ceremoniously demolished
was exceedingly sweet coz both of them
(It's true, check those photos again...)
SIDE SHOWS
When buying wedding gifts, you might do well to research
where one works. They presented her with a Mobil gas cylinder
whereas she works for Total Kenya.
Did it tick off her boss? I don't know... but it was amusing
Some tips on how to deal with the "Press" (Read Me)
Don't threaten them and then hide in the midst of the ladies
When they grant you an interview and ask questions like...
"Ati so, when do you think you will get married?"
Don't get knocking knees, all mushy, and too shy
(Especially when the ladies r in the background!!)
demonstrate your answer. Especially not with your eyes closed.
... ha ha ha
Choose your friends carefully: like what one
Peter Ndung'u did (guy with a white hankie) .
He choose to seek advice from married men.
...A wise thing coz his potential mate (Christine)
was looking to see who he associates with!!!
walked down marriage road before
- One is that always be happy &...
- Two, uniform intuition is admirable
(don't you like their fabrics?)
you might consider giving a wide berth!
(E.g. playing hide 'n' seek... )
(so desist from them)
(Remember that Kiwi advert's song?)
♪♪♪..... Hebu jitokeze, jionyeshe simama, mbele ya watuuu ....♪♪♪
Prince's Royal Awards
who was really brave to entertain the throngs of Wananchi
who gave the couple lovely, humorous and entertaining advice.
For example he told them to sing...
♪♪♪ ... O mundu acugie wake.. Ku ♪♪♪ ... x2
(Everybody hold your partner lets ruuuumbleee)

Hope you atleast got the feel of how V 'n' T enjoyed their day.
SO.... who is next???
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Baraka Mob,
Prince